Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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