im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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