There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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