On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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