we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
being pregnant is like rehab
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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