Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You were trust falling into bushes
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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