sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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