chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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