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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Oh god it's open bar.
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