Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
