i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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