I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
