I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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