I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Randomize
