I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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