have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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