Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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