awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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