i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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