office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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