my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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