Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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