Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Randomize
