4 words: hood of his car
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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