I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize