I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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