Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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