We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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