We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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