well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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