I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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