I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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