Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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