You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
