Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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