I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I see more hoeing in ur future
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