Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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