I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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