you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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