The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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