You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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