You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Found the puke drawer
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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