Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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