No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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