All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
barbara walters just said penis...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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