do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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