There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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