dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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