That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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