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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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