He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
high people should be assigned attendants
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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