thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I FOUND THE LEGS
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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