Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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