hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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